Friday, September 30, 2005
So if imitation is the truest form of flattery...
then satire must be freaking worship!!
As most of you have seen, probably before me in fact, I have hit the big time!! I have a parody!!! Somebody, hmmmm let me think... whomever could it be...
is so jealous of me that they went to extreme lengths to satire me. Gosh guys, *blushing* I just dont know what to say, except thanks for all the free traffic!
And no, I'm not linking to that trash here, you will have to find it yourself if you want it.
Yep you heard right, nope not pissed, not even a smidge. Bemused is more like it. That and jealous, yep jealous... I REALLY wish I had that amount of extra time on my hands, just think of all the babies I could make, crafts I could do, and all that extra housewifey stuff!!!
Speaking of housewifey stuff, I guess I am a member of the housewife mafia, all though really guys, I think Mommy Mafia has a better ring to it..
Over at Blog Explosion, there has been some big discussion about the Housewife Mafia, that runs the Battle of the Blogs. Silly me, I thought it was all for fun, and this whole time I have been out to take over the universe!
Really people... get a life... if winning or losing a battles incenses you that much, well,,, I have one word for you....
Therapy
and perhaps medication.
But one the other hand, I have never got to be part of a mafia.... hmmmmmm...
And I guess since I am currently #1 on Life Time top fighters over at BOTB then that makes me the Don by default, so from now on you can just refer to me as
MS. DON or is that MS. DON-ETTE?? :)
So now you know the ugly truth about me, I'm a mafia chick...
So do any of you mommys out there want to become official and join up? I will do my research and give you cool mafia titles!!!
Because heres my evil plan...
First I conquer Battle of the Blogs,
Then Blog Explosion,
Then the whole Blogosphere,
THEN I AM OFF TO CONQUER THE WHOLE FREAKING WORLD!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
PS.
By the way, Ms. Alsex, (wow thats original) nice redo on my image, but just to let you know,
I'm more of a bustier kind of gal,
and my Ta'ta's are much bigger, and much more glorious then your sad rendition..
Just so ya know,,,
